I don’t start my fieldwork for another week and a half so I have
been using my time off wisely. This morning I spent a solid two hours pinning
various wedding tidbits on pinterest. I am not engaged. I do not have a boyfriend.
Right now I’m deciding if this was pathetic or an excellent way to plan ahead. Since
I devoted my morning to this activity I started to think why am I still single?
I’m relatively smart, have normal social skills, quick-witted (AKA incredible
sarcastic), have varied interests, somewhat attractive, and I don’t own a
single cat. So what gives?
Top 5 reasons why I am likely
still single
- I have terrible taste in music. Really terrible. Like I am not going to tell you what songs I actually know the words to.
- My flirtation skills consist mostly of awkward glances followed by a panicked escape.
- I have spent the last two years studying in private study rooms.
- I home schooled. My mom would firmly deny that this could be the reason.
- My must-have list is too long? My list has three things on it: 1. Employed. 2. Believe in God. 3. Not a jerk.
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